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Behold three wise men...
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Melchior!
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Behold three wise men came
from the east to Jerusalem
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saying, "Where is he that is born
king of the Jews?
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"We've seen..."
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Melchior.
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"We've seen his rising star
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"and have come to worship him."
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A great emotion came over King Herod
and all of Jerusalem.
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My name is Gaspar,
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king of Meroë and Albasabir.
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I came to Bethlehem
to worship the son of God.
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My friends and I were in a stable.
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One of them was
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Balthazar, king of Nippur
and Balaad Singar.
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I saw the cradle
wherein lay the Son of Man,
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then all went dark.
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My memory stops there.
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I know not how I've come
to this time and place.
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My God. A miracle.
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I have but one desire.
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Find the Messiah, king of the Jews,
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before Winter solstice.
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The world is in great danger
if I fail.
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Melchior,
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prince of Palmyre and Behiva...
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And other lands, whose mention
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would be tedious.
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We will help you.
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We know your Messiah
and like his teaching.
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We'll help you get back.
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Here, this may be useful
in your travels.
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Thank you.
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Balthazar! Balthazar!
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Leave us this, you go to Bethlehem.
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You can keep this.
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- Deal.
- Thank you.
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You OK?
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- Going to be sick?
- No, a wise man fears no wonders.
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Do me a favor, wise man, take this.
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We're flying!
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THE MAGI
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You want mine?
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I wouldn't deprive you!
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Go ahead. I feel generous.
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Thank you. I'll treasure it.
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You're different.
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Like your eyes,
which harbor strange sorrow.
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Stop. I won't talk about me.
I'd rather say nothing.
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Silence is a woman's jewel.
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Though she wears it rarely.
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My dad lives in New York.
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I sometimes met a woman,
always in a hurry,
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who asked me about school.
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I realized she was my mother.
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More champagne, please.
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- Great artistry.
- No, commercials.
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I'm an actress, at the Conservatoire.
Not bad, huh?
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Conservatoire.
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Only thing I've ever done right.
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I'm such a chatterbox.
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If you are, so was Diogenes.
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Friend of yours?
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Someone who sought a man, like me,
pure of heart, like you.
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A come-on.
You want to marry an heiress?
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I have 18 wives and 30 children.
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Or I'd have given 10 camels for you.
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Maybe even some asses.
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A real sweet talker.
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- Badge. Present.
- Badge?
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Present.
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A welcome gift.
May Saturn repay you.
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Take this in exchange.
It's good luck.
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Hey, you get lost?
Please excuse him.
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Hermes himself sent you!
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I'm going to Bethlehem.
Show me the way?
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Sure. Your little friends
will show you.
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Keep it moving.
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Shit. What's he doing here?
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Some men were to take care of me.
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- Who brought him?
- I'm Gaspar,
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king of Meroë and Albasabir.
I'm awaited urgently in Judea.
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Ready horses and fetch food, woman.
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Hurry!
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Let's not waste time.
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Come along, that's right.
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Go do your act elsewhere,
find a YMCA.
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Sell charms in the street,
but leave us alone.
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Your bile is up, from menstruation.
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Gather valerian and passiflora.
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Thanks, Swami.
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You must get off, sir.
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No, I'm going to Judea.
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Tel Aviv? Then you're in transit.
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Don't worry about my transit, slave.
I can wait.
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Your plane leaves in three days.
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Three days?
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Are you sure?
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Sir! You forgot this.
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Macha.
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Not in Israel?
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You forgot your portrait.
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Thanks, but keep it. I have plenty.
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This present is...
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Clumsy. Here.
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Generous Macha. Come with me,
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and be blessed by the Son of Man.
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Are you delirious?
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Have I fever?
I am Balthazar, king and magus!
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That's not funny.
And I'm sorry, but...
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wasn't Balthazar black?
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No, by Hesiod. You're thinking of...
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Gaspar!
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King of Meroë and Albasibir.
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Balthazar, king of Nippur
and Balaad Singar.
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Brother, my joy knows no bounds.
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Bless you. Have you seen Melchior?
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Alas, no. But allow me
to introduce a woman...
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Come on, you're my pal.
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24, 25. Good. Let's go.
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You're taking us to Bethlehem?
You're airplane has no wings.
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Right, sure. Go sit down.
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Goodbye, pal!
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- Are we near Bethlehem?
- Alas, no.
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We're near Paris,
metropolis of boreal climes.
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The chicken goes peck peck,
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The duck goes quack quack.
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The pig goes oink oink,
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and fish not a thing.
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My amazement flies
from object to object.
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How to tire of such marvels!
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Pardon me, coachman,
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how do you advance without horses?
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Plenty of horsepower. 150!
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They're hidden under the hood.
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And don't you wear your badge?
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A lovely framework!
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Finished, it'll be splendid!
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We must find shelter.
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Good man,
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your home is modest.
Can you lodge us tonight?
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What? You can't sleep here.
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Where then? The sun sets.
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I don't know. Try the Ritz!
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Thank you.
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Here's the recommended place.
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- A modest palace, but...
- Pleasant.
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Noble lord, can you oblige us
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one night under your roof?
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Of course, gentlemen.
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One room or two?
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Generous! One will suffice for both.
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Fine. Credit card please?
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We heed not the cards, but a star.
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Cash?
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- Nothing to hide.
- No cache.
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Wait a second.
How are you going to pay?
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Pay?
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Do you mean to insult us?
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A guest is sent by God;
you must respect him.
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I see.
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Sorry, no vacancy.
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- But...
- Please.
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Come, Gaspar.
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Let us leave.
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- Salaam alechem.
- Alechem salaam.
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If you are master,
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be aware your people
received us very poorly.
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How do you speak
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the pure tongue of our ancestors?
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I am Gaspar, king of Meroë.
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Sardalaches begot Merodachus,
who begot me.
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I am Balthazar, king of Nippur.
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May destiny favor you.
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Stay, brothers, whoever you are.
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May the insult be expunged.
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What luck. A room just opened up.
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This cupboard contains ointments.
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J and B.
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Must be jasmine and bergamot.
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The office is small,
but the papyrus very fine.
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In any case, our host
is extremely generous.
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True.
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A malt distillate. Perfect!
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The meal was rather frugal.
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We've walked much. We must sleep.
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You're right.
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Incandescent metal
enclosed in a glass case.
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Clever blacksmith!
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Tomorrow we shall find Melchior.
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An ingenious people.
But are they any wiser?
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A child may be a genius.
He is still a child.
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Peace unto your bed.
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May Hypnos watch over you.
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I've seen here in one day
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more riches than befit a prince.
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But all these lights
obscure the sky.
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How do you see the future?
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Beddy-bye, pal.
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Beddy-bye.
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Pressing all the numbers is amusing.
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Let Destiny guide us.
If Melchior's here, we'll find him.
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Salaam alechem!
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We're going on a boat!
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- This cruise Galley goes to Judea?
- Yes, on the boat.
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You OK, pal?
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If only I had a sign.
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My pal.
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Come here, you.
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Me? Why? I didn't do anything.
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- What are you up to?
- Just taking a walk.
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Samaritan, you dropped this.
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No way. I dropped nothing.
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I saw you.
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Let's see that.
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Hail, my galley's leaving.
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Stay right there.
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Don't listen to him.
He's with the retards.
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I never saw that package.
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What is this crap? MandM's.
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MandM's? That asshole.
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What?
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I mean...
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Must be my little brother's.
I guess I just forgot.
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Maybe it's his birthday.
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- Should I thank someone?
- Enough.
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OK, let's go.
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- Gentlemen.
- Legionaries.
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Fuck, I'm dead.
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Why fret? These MandM's are tasty.
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I wanted another color, retard.
More flavorful. Get it?
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Not "Retard."
Melchior, prince of Palmyre.
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Young samaritan, may I help you?
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I'm fucking sunk.
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No, the boat won't sink,
but it's not mine.
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The Universal Architect
put you on my path.
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Could you do me a big favor?
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Name it.
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Let's go, bets!
One'll get you two.
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Turn the card over, lucky.
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Turn it over. He won, I pay out.
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Not like Lotto.
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Double your money.
Here we go, place your bet.
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One will get you two.
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Where's the red king?
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Go ahead!
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Turn it over.
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You'll make it back.
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Let him make his bed. We're pros.
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No cheating. Watch carefully.
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Better than Lotto. I pay cash.
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Here's the red, here it is.
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- Where is it?
- There.
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Who else?
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- Go ahead.
- No, it's there.
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Too late.
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You looking for trouble?
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No, only to play!
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And you play badly. Look.
Watch the king.
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It's simple. There are 3 kings.
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Now where's the red king?
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It's there.
266
00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:19,125
I bet there too.
267
00:21:19,292 --> 00:21:20,875
The king is there.
268
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,500
You lost. I won!
269
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,167
- They're cops.
- Think so?
270
00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:29,750
Gentlemen, we've just begun!
271
00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:30,959
Stay!
272
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:32,875
Balthazar, let's play.
273
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,375
My stomach yearns for food.
274
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,875
Let's mingle with these beggars.
We'll eat.
275
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,709
These etchings are well made.
276
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,584
Hail, young MacDonald.
277
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,917
Would you grace us
with some nourishment?
278
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,042
To stay or to go?
279
00:21:52,334 --> 00:21:54,417
You want a Mac, you pay.
280
00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:56,709
Alas, how can we?
281
00:21:57,084 --> 00:21:58,375
What's that?
282
00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:00,875
We can pay with icons?
283
00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:02,042
Yeah.
284
00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:06,084
Give us as many "Mac's"
as these will buy. We're famished.
285
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:07,875
To stay or to go?
286
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,917
What is this?
287
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,417
A feast fit for a king!
288
00:22:18,584 --> 00:22:22,125
Come on, are you wacko?
We have to go.
289
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:24,625
Aren't you hungry?
290
00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:28,417
No, later.
Don't worry, there's lots of pigeon.
291
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:31,584
Promise we will feast, Samaritan.
292
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,417
Promise. And I'm not from Samaria.
293
00:22:34,584 --> 00:22:36,709
- We're late.
- What is this?
294
00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:37,792
My watch.
295
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:39,792
Tells time with no sun?
296
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,334
It uses batteries.
297
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,625
I must have one! Where?
298
00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:46,292
- We have no time.
- I must!
299
00:22:46,459 --> 00:22:47,125
Take mine.
300
00:22:47,709 --> 00:22:49,625
We got to make tracks!
301
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:53,500
- May Saturn thank you!
- OK, OK.
302
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:56,750
It's a fake I ripped off.
It's almost 4.
303
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,042
And my fake reads 3:37!
304
00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:00,667
Climb on.
305
00:23:00,834 --> 00:23:02,042
On what?
306
00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:06,792
- I am sated.
- Me, too.
307
00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:09,917
What sum for how many Mac's?
308
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,625
We'll calculate as we walk.
309
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,000
Money is easily made here.
310
00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:17,875
An innocent game feeds a family.
311
00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:20,334
Verily, there is no poverty.
312
00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:25,750
Getting off on this?
313
00:23:26,334 --> 00:23:29,167
Must take years
to master this machine!
314
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,500
Take a look inside?
315
00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:42,500
No time, woman.
316
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:45,500
- It's hot inside.
- We're not cold.
317
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:48,042
- Want a drink?
- A drink?
318
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,084
Yes. I've papyrus tongue.
319
00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,584
Follow me.
320
00:23:52,709 --> 00:23:54,959
- Gracious of you.
- No problem.
321
00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,459
Have a nice time.
322
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:57,750
Hail!
323
00:23:57,917 --> 00:24:00,709
May Heaven protect you, virgins.
324
00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:03,625
Draw some water from your well.
325
00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:06,000
Sorry, guys. Only champagne.
326
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:09,542
Water is scarce in our land too.
Champagne.
327
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:12,709
Your abode is well decorated.
328
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,792
Hey, baby. Buy me a drink?
329
00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:18,959
How crass of me.
Cupbearer, serve them all!
330
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:20,959
You married?
331
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,584
I've 18 wives of solid leg
and tail wide as yours.
332
00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:27,875
I guess your husband is away,
333
00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:29,959
and you miss a man's touch.
334
00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:31,792
You got it, sugar.
335
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,459
You're thirsty. Want mine?
336
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:40,000
Judging by your warmth,
you must all be widowed.
337
00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:42,834
What pleasure
to assuage your loneliness.
338
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,792
Alas, we have a mission.
339
00:24:44,959 --> 00:24:47,625
- Perhaps...
- The mission!
340
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:50,584
Forget it. My glass is empty.
341
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:54,250
And I didn't drink.
Come on, one more for the road.
342
00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:57,084
For the road!
343
00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:01,000
I don't know if you were told.
You better pay now. Shake a leg.
344
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,334
But we aren't sheiks! We're kings.
345
00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:07,250
So what's your name?
346
00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:11,375
Gaspar, king and magus.
And this is Balthazar.
347
00:25:11,542 --> 00:25:13,959
And we must find Melchior
348
00:25:14,125 --> 00:25:16,459
and watch for the Messiah's sign.
349
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:21,125
Great. First pay Joan of Ark.
350
00:25:21,459 --> 00:25:23,584
Yeah. 3,500 smackers.
351
00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:24,959
What say you?
352
00:25:25,417 --> 00:25:27,125
3,500 francs.
353
00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:30,417
174 Mac's and 2 fries! Are you daft?
354
00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:33,125
In an unknown land, marry the witch!
355
00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:36,209
This should cover it.
356
00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:38,125
And then some!
357
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,334
You bozos come in with no scratch?
358
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,084
- Scratch?
- Pay up or else.
359
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,625
Dumb broad, you let towel heads in?
360
00:25:49,334 --> 00:25:52,292
- An ambush!
- Like bandits in Al-Rezair.
361
00:25:57,584 --> 00:26:00,959
I emasculate beetles at 30 paces.
Try me?
362
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:03,542
I won my kingdom. Come see how!
363
00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:04,667
Let it go.
364
00:26:05,042 --> 00:26:08,334
Joan is right.
Let us go and we'll forget it.
365
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,625
OK, OK. Back to your camels.
366
00:26:11,084 --> 00:26:14,209
Don't come back.
Get broads somewhere else!
367
00:26:14,459 --> 00:26:15,084
Bullshit.
368
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:15,875
Assholes!
369
00:26:16,417 --> 00:26:18,667
Get out of here, wackos!
370
00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:21,959
The hyena eats but carcasses!
371
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:25,500
This broad steals
honest people's scratch!
372
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:29,000
- You got it?
- Don't worry. I understand.
373
00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:32,625
You can't be there
to welcome your cousin home.
374
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:36,750
I give him a gift,
he gives me one in return. Simple.
375
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:39,334
Don't say what it is. A surprise.
376
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,250
What wonder is this?
377
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:42,959
What are you doing?
378
00:26:43,125 --> 00:26:46,667
I want a moving stair.
Where can I rip one off?
379
00:26:47,209 --> 00:26:49,209
We'll miss Aziz!
380
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:52,000
It's only 3:57.
Ah, 58.
381
00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:56,959
Relax, don't freak out.
382
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:58,709
Now, about my cousin,
383
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,417
he's kind of weird,
shaved head,
384
00:27:01,584 --> 00:27:03,500
cold at first, not nice, but...
385
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:05,334
Appearances are deceiving.
386
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,167
Got the place?
387
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,792
- I'm going.
- How will I find you?
388
00:27:08,959 --> 00:27:11,792
Don't worry, I'll find you. Later.
389
00:27:11,959 --> 00:27:13,250
Very well.
390
00:27:23,084 --> 00:27:24,667
Come, Balthazar.
391
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:27,584
We shall find nothing here.
392
00:27:29,917 --> 00:27:31,625
Here we are.
393
00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:36,084
The solstice approaches.
Melchior awaits us elsewhere.
394
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:38,500
If only we had a sign.
395
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,500
Look. It's Macha.
396
00:27:43,709 --> 00:27:45,125
I'll be back.
397
00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:52,750
Hail, Alan...
398
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,667
Alain Railinfo.
399
00:27:57,584 --> 00:27:59,584
We're going to Bethlehem.
400
00:28:01,334 --> 00:28:05,084
This is a railway station,
not an airport.
401
00:28:05,542 --> 00:28:08,250
But this is the home of Lazarus?
402
00:28:08,709 --> 00:28:10,500
The Gare St. Lazare, yeah.
403
00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:12,417
Where can I see your master?
404
00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:14,375
Try St. Anne's asylum.
405
00:28:15,209 --> 00:28:17,334
The prophetess? Where is she?
406
00:28:17,792 --> 00:28:20,084
Someone should take you soon.
407
00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:23,042
Good. Thank you for your help.
408
00:28:24,084 --> 00:28:26,167
Some real weirdos this year.
409
00:28:33,459 --> 00:28:35,000
Thank you, good man.
410
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,459
Macha!
411
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:11,584
Gaspar, king of Meroë and Albasabir!
412
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,417
Melchior!
413
00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:17,709
Prince of Palmyre,
Devli, lovely Behiva,
414
00:29:18,084 --> 00:29:22,500
and other provinces,
whose mention would be tedious.
415
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,875
- The Eternal guides us!
- His power is great.
416
00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:27,292
Have you seen Balthazar?
417
00:29:27,459 --> 00:29:29,542
Just now. Let's go find him.
418
00:29:29,709 --> 00:29:33,875
I must help a young Carthaginian.
It won't take long.
419
00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:36,000
- Assist me?
- Agreed.
420
00:29:38,959 --> 00:29:40,375
Fuck.
421
00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:42,625
Is this a clown convention?
422
00:29:43,959 --> 00:29:47,667
That must be him.
He fits Jo's description.
423
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,834
My homey's homey is my homey.
Have a good voyage?
424
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:54,542
Get away. I don't know you.
425
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,125
No. Cool out.
I know you don't await me.
426
00:30:00,084 --> 00:30:02,917
I'm not waiting for anyone. Move it.
427
00:30:03,084 --> 00:30:06,500
I've been waiting for you.
Let me explain.
428
00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:09,750
But first, this is Gaspar,
sage of sages.
429
00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:11,542
Health be your companion.
430
00:30:11,834 --> 00:30:15,167
Hey, Frick and Frack,
take it elsewhere!
431
00:30:18,709 --> 00:30:21,959
You're confused.
We're not Frick and Frack.
432
00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,834
But you are Aziz.
433
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,459
Jo sent me in his stead.
434
00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:29,625
- Why didn't he come?
- He couldn't.
435
00:30:29,792 --> 00:30:31,625
He's very sorry.
436
00:30:31,792 --> 00:30:33,959
He didn't say you'd be three.
437
00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,084
Why? That a problem?
438
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,417
For you. There's only one gift.
439
00:30:38,584 --> 00:30:40,584
Enough.
440
00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:42,750
How do I know I'll like it?
441
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:46,500
I think you'll like it,
if you like MandM's.
442
00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:57,125
Any problem, I can find Jo.
443
00:30:57,292 --> 00:30:59,917
Fine. He'll gladly assist you.
444
00:31:00,084 --> 00:31:01,125
Let's split.
445
00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:04,834
I feel human nature
has grown more kind.
446
00:31:05,584 --> 00:31:07,792
Does the leopard change spots?
447
00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:12,750
It worked!
448
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,584
I must give him this, but how?
449
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,625
- What did he say?
- That he'd find me.
450
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,167
Then let's find Balthazar.
451
00:31:20,334 --> 00:31:21,709
You're right.
452
00:31:25,292 --> 00:31:26,917
Shit, where are they?
453
00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:34,000
It's very clear.
454
00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:35,875
We are here.
455
00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:38,209
And her name is Macha?
456
00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:40,834
We'll find someone who knows her.
457
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,292
Let's go.
458
00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:50,167
Excuse me.
459
00:31:50,334 --> 00:31:52,667
She did say the Conservatoire?
460
00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:55,917
Get off here. It's not far.
Just ask.
461
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,042
Thank you both.
462
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:03,167
How can I express my thanks?
463
00:32:03,334 --> 00:32:05,209
- Better hurry.
- Yes.
464
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:10,292
May God grant you long life,
happiness and progeny.
465
00:32:23,417 --> 00:32:25,334
Again you scream and moo.
466
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,500
And when you know the rest,
what then?
467
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:30,959
Then what profit have I in life?
468
00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:34,542
Why not hasten
o'er that bitter precipice?
469
00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:38,209
In touching earth,
all my pain shall perish.
470
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:42,917
Better to die at once
than suffer daily.
471
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,500
Excellent choice, Macha!
472
00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:53,125
lo, loved by Zeus, turned into a cow.
473
00:32:53,292 --> 00:32:56,209
You have this noble ruminant's grace.
474
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,334
But go on, please.
475
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,125
Pardon me.
476
00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:10,292
It wasn't to shock you.
477
00:33:10,459 --> 00:33:12,667
Your Aeschylus is rather unusual.
478
00:33:12,834 --> 00:33:14,792
What do you want from me?
479
00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:17,667
You're our guide, sent by Heaven.
480
00:33:17,834 --> 00:33:20,375
OK, what are you looking for?
481
00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:22,167
The infant King.
482
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,000
Jesus?
483
00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:27,417
Sorry, I can't help you.
484
00:33:28,334 --> 00:33:30,417
Macha, you are our sign.
485
00:33:30,584 --> 00:33:32,000
You lead the way.
486
00:33:32,459 --> 00:33:34,542
Leave me alone! You're nuts.
487
00:33:35,292 --> 00:33:37,209
Jesus died 2000 years ago.
488
00:33:37,459 --> 00:33:38,834
He was crucified.
489
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:40,834
Crucified?
490
00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:43,292
Right. Heard enough?
491
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:56,709
Crucified...
492
00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:58,459
Are you all right?
493
00:33:58,959 --> 00:34:00,667
A witness! It's his fault!
494
00:34:00,834 --> 00:34:02,292
They crucified Him.
495
00:34:02,459 --> 00:34:05,209
- It's the shock.
- It's not my fault.
496
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,209
Crucified...
497
00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:08,209
He just ran out and...
498
00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:11,209
Shut your trap and get in your car!
499
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,125
Crucified?
500
00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:14,209
What?
501
00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:16,084
They're not my MandM's.
502
00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:19,042
Deal with it. I need my 20 thou.
503
00:34:19,209 --> 00:34:21,084
Like it's my fault?
504
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:24,500
I cut you in on a deal,
and I bankroll it.
505
00:34:24,667 --> 00:34:26,792
Now get my 20 thou by Friday.
506
00:34:26,959 --> 00:34:29,042
Cool out. 20 less my cut.
507
00:34:29,209 --> 00:34:30,792
Next time, you go.
508
00:34:30,959 --> 00:34:33,917
I can't take risks. I got a future.
509
00:34:34,084 --> 00:34:36,209
I'm a future star, man.
510
00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:39,000
- Near future, drop me off?
- Sure.
511
00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:42,167
I got an errand.
You can help me cut it short.
512
00:34:42,834 --> 00:34:44,084
I want to get in an out.
513
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:47,000
Hey, after all you've done for me.
514
00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:50,334
It's Mom. Hope it went OK with Dad
515
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,250
and you're at school.
516
00:34:52,667 --> 00:34:54,875
Give me a call, I'd like that.
517
00:34:55,042 --> 00:34:58,209
Watch the news tonight.
I have a new hair-do.
518
00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,959
I'd really like your opinion.
519
00:35:01,292 --> 00:35:02,625
Well, big kisses.
520
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:08,375
That's all I have.
My dad doesn't have many books.
521
00:35:08,917 --> 00:35:11,250
He is risen; he's among us.
522
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:13,917
Yeah. Told you it works out.
523
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:17,625
Yes, but... crucified.
524
00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:23,000
No doctor? How about a Valium?
Or I take you home?
525
00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:25,584
Alas, I don't know the way.
526
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:29,750
OK. Try to remember.
527
00:35:30,292 --> 00:35:32,167
Big house, lots of men
528
00:35:32,459 --> 00:35:35,375
dressed in white, taking care of you?
529
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,292
Not getting a picture?
530
00:35:37,709 --> 00:35:40,542
Yes, I miss my palace, but...
531
00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:44,625
Thank you for your hospitality,
but I must find my companions.
532
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:45,875
Sure, I see.
533
00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:49,500
- Keep it, really.
- Oh, thank you.
534
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:52,875
One minute.
535
00:35:57,667 --> 00:36:01,250
Hail, Macha. I am Gaspar,
king of Meroë,
536
00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:04,417
and Melchior, prince of Palmyre...
537
00:36:04,584 --> 00:36:07,709
And provinces whose mention
would be tedious!
538
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,125
Come in!
539
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:10,625
Balthazar!
540
00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:15,792
- Melchior!
- Together again!
541
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,917
- Destiny aids us.
- What joy!
542
00:36:19,084 --> 00:36:20,000
How'd you find me?
543
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:23,667
Easily! By following the signs.
544
00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:27,042
A dove landed on a roof,
a dog howled...
545
00:36:27,209 --> 00:36:29,709
And we used these writings.
546
00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,500
The luminous Macha.
547
00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,250
By Anaximander, her beauty
548
00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:38,125
could move a eunuch.
549
00:36:39,084 --> 00:36:39,959
How sweet.
550
00:36:40,417 --> 00:36:42,834
I have important revelations.
551
00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:44,334
Wait.
552
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,792
You're not hoping to stay here?
553
00:36:46,959 --> 00:36:50,250
Don't fret.
We'll sleep in this pantry.
554
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,209
It's nothing against you, but...
555
00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:56,292
I can't do this Magi thing.
556
00:36:56,459 --> 00:36:57,875
I just can't, OK?
557
00:36:58,042 --> 00:36:59,917
It's like Candid Camera.
558
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,959
- You get it or not?
- You're our guide.
559
00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:07,000
No, I'm not your guiding star.
It's in your minds.
560
00:37:07,417 --> 00:37:08,917
We met by chance,
561
00:37:09,084 --> 00:37:10,667
fine, and now it's over.
562
00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:13,917
There is no chance.
563
00:37:14,209 --> 00:37:16,084
Alcmaeon proved it amply.
564
00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:18,959
Lifting my arm is no chance.
565
00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:21,334
An effect of a cause
566
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:25,250
resulting of an infinite chain
of cause and effect.
567
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,500
He always like this?
568
00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:31,875
He hasn't changed in 2000 years.
569
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,125
As Democritus is my witness,
570
00:37:34,292 --> 00:37:36,542
- all is fruit of destiny.
- All!
571
00:37:38,917 --> 00:37:40,375
Whence this gentle chime?
572
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,250
Hey, princess,
573
00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:52,417
I left you lots of messages.
You don't want to see me?
574
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,417
Crucified?!
575
00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:56,209
Company?
576
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,292
Come in. We have to talk.
577
00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:02,709
I can't. My friend's mom
is in the hospital.
578
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:05,084
Come in, don't be shy.
579
00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:08,542
Hi. About my mom, it's not serious.
580
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:10,542
Resuscitated!
581
00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:14,709
Well, bye. See you later
with Fredo's friends. It'll be fun.
582
00:38:17,834 --> 00:38:19,084
Here. A present.
583
00:38:19,792 --> 00:38:21,959
That's what I wanted to say.
584
00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,709
I'm laying off it.
585
00:38:25,334 --> 00:38:28,209
- It's a present.
- Are you deaf?
586
00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,917
Sorry, we better go.
587
00:38:30,084 --> 00:38:32,834
My mom's really sick.
588
00:38:33,209 --> 00:38:34,500
Tell yours I said hi.
589
00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:36,709
- Right.
- Bye, princess.
590
00:38:37,834 --> 00:38:39,750
By the Universal Architect...
591
00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:42,625
What? Come on, let's go.
592
00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:46,959
...once again many people
will be alone Christmas Eve.
593
00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:50,875
This is a growing problem
in modern cities.
594
00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:54,875
A recent survey
shows that 28% of the population
595
00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:57,167
suffers from loneliness.
596
00:38:57,709 --> 00:38:59,334
I pressed this.
597
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,750
This is my mother.
598
00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:07,500
You can stay. It's no bother.
599
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:10,167
Macha,
600
00:39:10,334 --> 00:39:13,125
we've abused your kindness.
601
00:39:13,542 --> 00:39:14,167
Ado.
602
00:39:15,917 --> 00:39:16,750
Bye.
603
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:18,959
May the stars protect you.
604
00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:21,125
And your soul be joyful.
605
00:39:22,917 --> 00:39:23,542
Wait.
606
00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:27,042
You hungry, by any chance?
607
00:39:27,292 --> 00:39:29,834
Well, not by chance. You see?
608
00:39:31,584 --> 00:39:34,417
How about roasting these pigeons?
609
00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:37,375
Want to taste, Macha?
610
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,625
Delectable!
611
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:44,917
If Jesus weren't in this city,
why would destiny bring us here?
612
00:39:45,084 --> 00:39:47,917
- Impeccable logic.
- Clear as day!
613
00:39:48,209 --> 00:39:51,167
Macha, don't you see it's destiny?
614
00:39:52,042 --> 00:39:56,125
What I see, is three nut jobs
who are hallucinating.
615
00:39:57,667 --> 00:39:59,334
That's what I see.
616
00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:01,792
Is that all? And the elephant?
617
00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:05,125
Elephant?
618
00:40:06,292 --> 00:40:07,542
What elephant?
619
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,750
Look at me. Look well.
620
00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,625
This one.
621
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,292
Oh, fuck. What is this?
622
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:23,125
You saw, yet it is an illusion.
623
00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:27,542
If you can see what isn't there,
you may not see what is.
624
00:40:38,959 --> 00:40:39,875
Incredible.
625
00:40:40,542 --> 00:40:42,125
A simple magus trick.
626
00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:44,500
Well, simple for some.
627
00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,125
Balthazar, please.
628
00:40:46,292 --> 00:40:48,250
I'm not very gifted.
629
00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:51,500
A fig doesn't ripen overnight.
Practice.
630
00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:54,625
- I want to see.
- Now?
631
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:57,084
Be indulgent, friends.
632
00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,209
What happened?
633
00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:10,375
Macha? Not very good, was it?
634
00:41:12,209 --> 00:41:14,875
It's nothing. I'm just tired.
635
00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:21,167
Going to rape me?
636
00:41:22,334 --> 00:41:24,042
No, I'm kidding.
637
00:41:24,417 --> 00:41:26,000
Don't leave.
638
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,250
Tomorrow, we...
639
00:41:30,334 --> 00:41:32,667
She is our guide.
640
00:41:33,084 --> 00:41:34,709
Are you quite sure?
641
00:41:36,459 --> 00:41:38,375
We shall speak tomorrow.
642
00:41:41,917 --> 00:41:43,917
- Got a problem with that?
- No.
643
00:41:44,209 --> 00:41:44,875
Not at all.
644
00:41:45,042 --> 00:41:46,709
Just remember...
645
00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:51,084
What's going on here?
646
00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:54,125
The curtain.
647
00:41:57,334 --> 00:42:00,542
Sheila, I know how you feel
about this child.
648
00:42:00,709 --> 00:42:04,459
So I'm asking you,
what's holding you back?
649
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:05,750
Holding me back?
650
00:42:07,584 --> 00:42:08,667
What's going on?
651
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,209
Where is Macha?
652
00:42:27,084 --> 00:42:29,625
Macha, are you all right?
653
00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:33,000
Quiet, your mistress is ailing.
654
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,917
And the cleaning?
655
00:42:36,084 --> 00:42:38,292
It's a pig sty out there.
656
00:42:39,334 --> 00:42:43,125
Forget the cleaning.
Go do the shopping.
657
00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:46,959
My husband's not here to help carry.
658
00:42:51,042 --> 00:42:53,084
All right, I get it.
659
00:42:53,959 --> 00:42:56,042
I overflow with perplexity.
660
00:42:56,209 --> 00:42:58,875
So am I. Can Pamela marry Bobby?
661
00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:02,750
Bobby is too naive
to see through Stephen's trick.
662
00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:06,250
Is Stephen lying to Sandy's sister?
663
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:10,584
That's what Sandy wants.
She's in love with Bobby. Get it?
664
00:43:15,792 --> 00:43:18,667
Another one. Worse than Pokemon.
665
00:43:19,459 --> 00:43:21,417
Here, be nice and help me.
666
00:43:21,584 --> 00:43:23,834
- What is it?
- Shopping list.
667
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,584
Shopping list.
668
00:43:27,959 --> 00:43:29,709
- Nicely written.
- Yes.
669
00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:33,167
Where is the man named Mr. Clean?
670
00:43:35,709 --> 00:43:37,875
I need Ariel anti-lint.
671
00:43:38,042 --> 00:43:39,584
Ariel anti-lint?
672
00:43:40,834 --> 00:43:42,834
How about new Vizir?
673
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,459
It goes to the heart of laundry.
674
00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:53,292
Vegetable oil, Orangina...
675
00:43:53,834 --> 00:43:56,250
Now all I need is the asswipe.
676
00:44:02,459 --> 00:44:03,500
We meet again.
677
00:44:04,584 --> 00:44:07,875
Jo! My heart makes a thousand leaps.
678
00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:09,834
I get off!
679
00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:14,209
I'm frosted.
680
00:44:14,584 --> 00:44:17,709
I saw. I hope you have
my cousin's gift.
681
00:44:18,334 --> 00:44:20,917
I've kept it safely. Here.
682
00:44:21,209 --> 00:44:25,042
He said he would find you
if there was a problem.
683
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,459
That's great news.
684
00:44:27,625 --> 00:44:30,959
I've found my friends.
Come and meet them.
685
00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:33,834
No, I got a plane to catch.
686
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,250
See you soon?
687
00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:38,042
No, I'm going to the sticks.
688
00:44:39,042 --> 00:44:41,334
If you're traveling, please,
689
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,292
take this ring.
690
00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:45,584
Keep it always for luck.
691
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:49,250
It belonged to the grandson
of Alcibius I, the Just.
692
00:44:49,417 --> 00:44:50,250
In person!
693
00:44:50,417 --> 00:44:52,292
Thank the whole family.
694
00:44:52,459 --> 00:44:54,667
And Jo, I still have the fake.
695
00:44:54,834 --> 00:44:56,792
It's 10:07.
696
00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:02,375
- Pin number.
- I forgot it.
697
00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:03,959
Ah, I remember.
698
00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:07,584
4931. Easy to recall.
699
00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:09,875
The 42nd 4-digit primary number.
700
00:45:10,042 --> 00:45:13,250
And its square is remarkable. Why?
701
00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:16,750
Say it louder.
Everyone will know.
702
00:45:19,709 --> 00:45:21,167
Balthazar, can I push?
703
00:45:21,334 --> 00:45:22,959
No, it's my turn!
704
00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:24,959
You pushed it before!
705
00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,375
Just a little?
706
00:45:30,167 --> 00:45:33,209
These stools are reassuring, Macha.
707
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:36,042
A tinder hue tinged with emerald.
708
00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:39,792
- Supple, but not sticky.
- Stop. I'm OK.
709
00:45:39,959 --> 00:45:43,584
The center crumbles,
an aroma of rhubarb and egg.
710
00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:46,084
What do you think?
711
00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:49,917
My feeble olfactory sense
is of no use.
712
00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:52,875
- Yes.
- Trouble finding the sickness?
713
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,584
No sickness,
only sick people.
714
00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:58,250
Or medicine has no meaning.
715
00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:02,625
Would you like a Tuc?
They were on sale.
716
00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:06,959
Or these? Delicious.
717
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:09,000
No, I'm not hungry.
718
00:46:10,209 --> 00:46:12,459
I'd like to rest now please.
719
00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:16,625
Good. Diet and rest
is good medicine to you.
720
00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:19,209
What should we do now?
721
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,125
What?
722
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,375
I may know someone.
723
00:46:32,709 --> 00:46:34,000
Time is short.
724
00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:36,625
We have until winter solstice.
725
00:46:36,792 --> 00:46:39,750
The world's in peril
if we don't find Him.
726
00:46:40,417 --> 00:46:42,000
Find little Jesus?
727
00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:46,542
- Macha Linsky sent you?
- Yes.
728
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,917
First, I suggest you go all the way.
729
00:46:54,459 --> 00:46:56,584
The principle of immersion,
730
00:46:56,959 --> 00:47:00,292
so you're quickly
confronted with reality.
731
00:47:05,584 --> 00:47:07,209
We've got a long way to go.
732
00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:10,042
People, we are the Magi.
733
00:47:10,209 --> 00:47:11,500
We have a mission.
734
00:47:11,667 --> 00:47:14,209
- Where is Jesus?
- Here's our address.
735
00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:15,917
Do you know Jesus?
736
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,375
Do you know Him?
737
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,875
I was fascinated by my father's
goodness and clemency.
738
00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:27,334
He abolished the stake
and quartering.
739
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:31,459
Thanks to him, the choice is
hands cut off or life in prison.
740
00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:33,000
What a man.
741
00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:34,917
My dad.
742
00:47:36,709 --> 00:47:40,667
You can climb the ladder
to reach level 7,
743
00:47:40,834 --> 00:47:45,292
the top, which gives you
supreme autonomy, permanent joy.
744
00:47:45,709 --> 00:47:47,750
It's completely free of charge.
745
00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:52,584
You simply buy our manual,
for the symbolic sum of 9,500 francs.
746
00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:54,292
1,500 euros.
747
00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:56,375
How much in Mac's?
748
00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:01,500
My older sister Sybilla
749
00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:05,500
initiated me in the myriad
pleasures of the flesh
750
00:48:05,667 --> 00:48:07,250
in my eleventh year.
751
00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:08,875
Did your mother know?
752
00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:11,084
No. Mom was already dead.
753
00:48:11,250 --> 00:48:14,417
My Uncle Persiphloneges
poisoned her.
754
00:48:28,709 --> 00:48:31,709
- Have you seen the Nazarene...
- Get in touch with us.
755
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,709
- If you meet the Nazarene...
- Contact us.
756
00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:37,959
Candid Camera? I've no time.
757
00:48:38,584 --> 00:48:39,542
Camera?
758
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:42,792
You're trapped
in the phenomenal world.
759
00:48:42,959 --> 00:48:45,417
That's where you've gone wrong.
760
00:48:45,584 --> 00:48:49,125
Ultimate reality belongs
to the world of non-form.
761
00:48:49,667 --> 00:48:51,959
Take away the non-form,
762
00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:54,834
you take away that of form, too!
763
00:49:04,917 --> 00:49:07,417
There, have a merry Christmas.
764
00:49:07,584 --> 00:49:09,084
Goodbye, children.
765
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,500
You're Santa?
766
00:49:10,667 --> 00:49:12,084
You slide down chimneys?
767
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,125
Yeah, with toys.
768
00:49:14,292 --> 00:49:17,375
I'll strangle you
with your stocking!
769
00:49:17,542 --> 00:49:20,084
I'll teach you respect!
770
00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:23,167
A little boy. How are you?
771
00:49:23,334 --> 00:49:26,750
This terrible dream
haunted my childhood.
772
00:49:26,917 --> 00:49:28,250
Recurring?
773
00:49:28,417 --> 00:49:31,292
I was followed by Azan Malan Kankan,
774
00:49:31,459 --> 00:49:35,959
a hydra with tentacles on his head,
his mouth the gate to Hell.
775
00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:38,834
- Can you be precise?
- Like this.
776
00:49:42,625 --> 00:49:43,709
Well, doctor?
777
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:49,709
I know, Mom.
But that soirée's not for me.
778
00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:53,125
No! And it's not about that!
779
00:49:53,292 --> 00:49:55,667
It was for my birthday.
780
00:49:56,209 --> 00:49:57,834
Anyway, I can't.
781
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,334
What? I have houseguests.
782
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:04,417
I got it. It's crucial for you.
Always for you!
783
00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:06,959
This time, count me out!
784
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,167
You're Macha? Macha Linsky?
785
00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:12,542
You need Jesus?
786
00:50:12,709 --> 00:50:16,875
I've got more props. Want to see?
I have fish in the car.
787
00:50:17,834 --> 00:50:19,500
Is it a clip? A movie?
788
00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:23,167
- What is this?
- I don't know. I'm sorry.
789
00:50:23,334 --> 00:50:25,917
Get out! This is too much!
790
00:50:26,084 --> 00:50:29,250
You can't stay here.
Everybody out!
791
00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:36,875
Jesus, if you hear me come back.
792
00:50:39,084 --> 00:50:41,500
- His mother is saying...
- Out!
793
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,709
I said out!
794
00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,125
Now! Out!
795
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,834
Wait, I'm registered.
796
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:47,750
Who cares?
797
00:50:47,917 --> 00:50:49,250
Macha, how are you?
798
00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:53,000
Macha's not well. Macha needs quiet.
Get out!
799
00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:54,459
But, can you...
800
00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:56,667
No, I'm warning you.
801
00:50:56,834 --> 00:50:59,792
I've been very patient. Enough. Out!
802
00:50:59,959 --> 00:51:01,750
Go where you want.
803
00:51:01,917 --> 00:51:05,125
Go see Robert Hossein.
I'm done with Magi.
804
00:51:15,792 --> 00:51:18,709
It's not nice to give Macha worries.
805
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:20,542
Not nice at all.
806
00:51:20,709 --> 00:51:23,125
Tell her we meant no insult.
807
00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:25,042
What are you looking for?
808
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:27,500
Jesus, that's all.
809
00:51:28,084 --> 00:51:29,959
Jesus? My husband?
810
00:51:30,959 --> 00:51:33,167
No, little Jesus.
811
00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,792
Oh, I get it. That's very nice.
812
00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:40,834
Just say so. That's easy.
813
00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:50,084
Is this worth any scratch?
814
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,417
I mean is it valuable?
815
00:53:40,834 --> 00:53:41,834
Finally,
816
00:53:42,542 --> 00:53:43,792
we're close to our goal.
817
00:53:44,084 --> 00:53:45,959
Heavens be blessed.
818
00:53:48,292 --> 00:53:51,667
Nativity
819
00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:12,500
This ring is priceless.
820
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:15,250
Is it yours?
821
00:54:18,042 --> 00:54:21,834
I know it belonged...
to Alkabus I, the Just.
822
00:54:22,417 --> 00:54:25,459
Then my grandma inherited it.
823
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,417
You tell your grandma,
824
00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:30,667
it should be in a museum,
825
00:54:31,542 --> 00:54:34,417
or with the police!
826
00:54:35,959 --> 00:54:39,334
Tell her to come get it herself.
Understand?
827
00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:42,750
I'll tell her. She's got more.
828
00:54:42,917 --> 00:54:45,250
What's her name?
829
00:54:46,125 --> 00:54:48,042
Marquise Foster-Holmes.
830
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:50,959
I'll keep you posted.
831
00:55:30,667 --> 00:55:32,125
That's us!
832
00:55:33,167 --> 00:55:34,459
They got it wrong.
833
00:55:34,625 --> 00:55:37,250
- I'm not white!
- I'm not black.
834
00:55:39,959 --> 00:55:41,709
And I'm not that old.
835
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:44,459
A scribe. Let's question him.
836
00:55:46,834 --> 00:55:48,709
Hail, friend.
837
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:52,959
I am Balthazar,
king of Nippur. I'm not Gaspar.
838
00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,959
And I'm young Melchior.
839
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,834
Right. The Magi.
840
00:55:57,667 --> 00:55:59,042
Praise God.
841
00:55:59,209 --> 00:56:00,834
Man of faith, you know us?
842
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,459
Sure, but there's a problem.
843
00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:05,584
Last year's incident.
844
00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:07,834
between Joseph and a shepherd.
845
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,750
And that steer in the sacristy.
846
00:56:11,375 --> 00:56:15,875
The bishop didn't like it,
so no live nativity this year.
847
00:56:16,709 --> 00:56:17,959
Understand?
848
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,167
You shouldn't have come.
849
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:23,250
But we're the Magi.
850
00:56:23,417 --> 00:56:25,084
I know. It's hard.
851
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:28,042
But we have a homeless group.
852
00:56:28,625 --> 00:56:31,250
You can eat, without the show.
853
00:56:31,417 --> 00:56:34,417
We're not hungry.
We're looking for Jesus.
854
00:56:34,667 --> 00:56:36,459
Good, my children.
855
00:56:36,917 --> 00:56:38,792
I'm looking, too.
856
00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:51,667
- Macha? What are you doing here?
- Looking for you.
857
00:56:52,459 --> 00:56:54,042
How'd you find us?
858
00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:56,417
A dog howled,
859
00:56:56,584 --> 00:56:58,834
a dove landed on a roof,
860
00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:01,750
and I asked Mrs. Da Silva.
861
00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:04,709
Want to go to a dullsville party?
862
00:57:07,084 --> 00:57:08,917
Well, a long, boring one.
863
00:57:11,292 --> 00:57:12,209
Come on!
864
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:15,125
Your father's suits
are very becoming.
865
00:57:15,792 --> 00:57:17,500
Depends on for whom!
866
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:20,167
I'm speaking to all of you.
867
00:57:20,334 --> 00:57:24,292
The strong and the weak,
the proud and the humble.
868
00:57:24,917 --> 00:57:29,584
I welcome you all
with the compassion due my office.
869
00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:32,625
For without you, I am nothing.
870
00:57:32,834 --> 00:57:36,375
As my mother said,
even the mother of the roach
871
00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:38,584
finds his child beautiful.
872
00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:42,000
I respect the smallest among you.
873
00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:46,000
It is with grains of sand
that we build a great edifice.
874
00:57:46,417 --> 00:57:50,542
No chain is stronger
than its weakest link. So I say,
875
00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:55,542
be strong, be happy.
For the sake of your chain.
876
00:57:56,167 --> 00:58:00,125
Long live ONE!
Long live the 3rd millenium!
877
00:58:02,167 --> 00:58:03,250
Bravo!
878
00:58:04,834 --> 00:58:05,917
What an orator!
879
00:58:06,667 --> 00:58:08,834
What rhetorical prowess!
880
00:58:11,584 --> 00:58:13,084
Sit down.
881
00:58:16,750 --> 00:58:18,125
You recognize Mom.
882
00:58:18,292 --> 00:58:21,125
Not "Mom." Call me Anne.
883
00:58:21,292 --> 00:58:24,542
A real pleasure to finally have
a direct perception
884
00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:26,500
of your physical aspect.
885
00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:29,125
What presence! What beauty!
886
00:58:29,292 --> 00:58:33,417
What a memory! Every night
learning all those sentences!
887
00:58:33,584 --> 00:58:35,667
Thank the teleprompter.
888
00:58:41,709 --> 00:58:43,000
None for me?
889
00:58:46,042 --> 00:58:48,834
My daughter always liked mavericks.
890
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,542
Don't tell me. You with the mob
or the circus?
891
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:56,459
Excuse us.
My name is Bobby.
892
00:58:56,625 --> 00:58:57,459
I'm Stephen.
893
00:58:57,625 --> 00:59:01,625
I'm Sandy, and we work
for a subtract agency.
894
00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:05,667
An ad agency.
895
00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:08,084
Really? Which one?
896
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,167
You don't know it. It's new.
897
00:59:11,334 --> 00:59:13,292
Very trendy, very trash.
898
00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:14,959
Trash, huh?
899
00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,334
Sorry.
900
00:59:28,167 --> 00:59:31,209
What is it?
Can't find your towel heads?
901
00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:33,584
I'd like to find them again.
902
00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,000
Your cut.
903
00:59:35,167 --> 00:59:36,375
That's OK.
904
00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:40,584
Incredible. What's it about?
905
00:59:40,917 --> 00:59:43,875
Well, ONE, among others,
906
00:59:44,042 --> 00:59:47,667
is putting pressure
on people in authority
907
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:50,709
to allow commercial spots
during the news.
908
00:59:51,042 --> 00:59:53,167
No! That's appalling!
909
00:59:53,334 --> 00:59:55,459
I have ethical issues.
910
00:59:56,334 --> 00:59:58,042
It is about ethics.
911
00:59:58,209 --> 01:00:02,000
Imagine a diaper commercial
after a bombing in Beirut.
912
01:00:02,792 --> 01:00:04,209
Easytuc diapers.
913
01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:08,750
And I follow
a franks 'n' beans spot,
914
01:00:08,917 --> 01:00:12,000
with famine in Africa.
How do I look?
915
01:00:12,167 --> 01:00:13,417
Well, some spots...
916
01:00:13,584 --> 01:00:15,667
Tell me, with the news,
917
01:00:15,834 --> 01:00:18,167
what's a good spot? Name one.
918
01:00:18,792 --> 01:00:21,500
Cho-cocoa.
The land of chocolate.
919
01:00:22,209 --> 01:00:24,959
Cho-cocoa
when you're on the go,
920
01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:27,542
On the go. Cho-cocoa.
921
01:00:27,709 --> 01:00:29,542
Hi, Mr. Cho-cocoa!
922
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,167
Real pros.
923
01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:37,500
Your friends elevate the debate.
924
01:00:37,667 --> 01:00:41,084
I thought it was my birthday,
not a debate.
925
01:00:41,834 --> 01:00:44,917
Right, these things
don't interest everyone.
926
01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:49,417
This may surprise you,
but I remembered.
927
01:00:49,834 --> 01:00:51,334
Thanks. How nice.
928
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:54,917
I'm sorry.
I just didn't have a minute.
929
01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:57,834
At your age, money is better. Right?
930
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,459
If you had gotten me a gift,
I would've sold it.
931
01:01:01,917 --> 01:01:02,792
Very funny.
932
01:01:04,792 --> 01:01:06,584
"De Gaulle and Power."
933
01:01:07,917 --> 01:01:10,875
De Gaulle.
A superb airplane airport.
934
01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:12,000
Airplane.
935
01:01:12,667 --> 01:01:16,334
My latest. Not perfect,
but I think it's valid.
936
01:01:16,875 --> 01:01:18,209
What volume!
937
01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:21,542
Must be as dullsville
to read as to write.
938
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:24,667
Thanks, Mom.
939
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,042
5,000 francs. 326 Big Mac's!
940
01:01:28,209 --> 01:01:29,125
And 3 fries.
941
01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:31,459
Now everyone knows. How discreet.
942
01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:33,750
Careful. Some things aren't said.
943
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:40,084
- Delicious meat.
- Succulent!
944
01:01:45,542 --> 01:01:47,334
No. Please.
945
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,334
What is this?
946
01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:52,167
A splinter party at my evening?
947
01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:56,334
My daughter's birthday.
I took the liberty of inviting them.
948
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:59,292
You did well.
I took the liberty as well.
949
01:01:59,709 --> 01:02:03,750
Even one week late, December 8th
must be celebrated!
950
01:02:03,917 --> 01:02:06,375
You shouldn't have. How'd you know?
951
01:02:06,542 --> 01:02:09,959
In my barn, the lambs count
as much as the sheep.
952
01:02:12,375 --> 01:02:14,125
A cell phone.
953
01:02:14,292 --> 01:02:16,375
The latest model. Digital.
954
01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:18,417
More memory, optimal frequency.
955
01:02:18,584 --> 01:02:19,959
Nice of you, thanks.
956
01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:23,292
But I like this one.
My mom should've given it to me.
957
01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:24,625
Macha!
958
01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:32,000
Could she say... "Mom"?
959
01:02:32,167 --> 01:02:34,125
Mom. Say Mom.
960
01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:39,459
In the ad game, they all speak Japanese.
961
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:42,459
And have a sense of humor.
962
01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,167
Not everyone does.
963
01:02:44,542 --> 01:02:46,709
Watch your tone!
964
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,250
- Sorry.
- No, no matter.
965
01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:49,667
Listen, Mom...
966
01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:53,584
Don't order me.
I'm a big girl now. OK?
967
01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:56,875
Hey, it works.
968
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,125
Now, "Setting the time."
969
01:03:02,417 --> 01:03:03,542
What's your fake say?
970
01:03:03,709 --> 01:03:07,709
What would the big girl be
without apartment and allowance?
971
01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:10,292
Less spoiled than her mother!
972
01:03:11,667 --> 01:03:14,250
- That's over the line.
- Stop.
973
01:03:14,542 --> 01:03:17,625
Sleeping with my mother
doesn't make you father!
974
01:03:19,792 --> 01:03:20,959
It works.
975
01:03:22,292 --> 01:03:24,584
I've had enough. It's over!
976
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:25,667
But Mom...
977
01:03:25,834 --> 01:03:27,000
Shut up!
978
01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:35,709
It... works.
979
01:03:37,084 --> 01:03:38,125
I'm sorry.
980
01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:40,375
It's nothing.
981
01:03:42,167 --> 01:03:44,334
Some night, huh? Leaving?
982
01:03:45,084 --> 01:03:46,667
Hope to see you again.
983
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,667
Was that Hebrew?
984
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,042
No. Aramaic.
985
01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:04,292
Hello, Macha?
986
01:04:05,334 --> 01:04:08,084
Sorry, sir. Is Macha there?
987
01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:10,834
Jo! What a joy to hear you.
988
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,209
- What a surprise!
- It's you?
989
01:04:13,667 --> 01:04:14,959
It's Jo!
990
01:04:15,125 --> 01:04:16,625
Are you in Sticks?
991
01:04:17,417 --> 01:04:21,292
No, I wanted to see you
before I go. Where are you?
992
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,125
We're on a large agora.
993
01:04:24,292 --> 01:04:25,834
A sacrificial site.
994
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,334
With a lighted wheel, erected for Ra.
995
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:29,375
You see?
996
01:04:29,542 --> 01:04:32,459
Not really.
Could you talk normal a second?
997
01:04:33,125 --> 01:04:34,875
Can you help us find Macha?
998
01:04:37,209 --> 01:04:38,542
At this time of night?
999
01:04:44,917 --> 01:04:47,125
OK, guys. Let me handle it.
1000
01:04:53,959 --> 01:04:56,417
Hi, Babar. Macha Linsky inside?
1001
01:04:57,584 --> 01:04:58,375
Can I?
1002
01:04:58,542 --> 01:04:59,834
Wait. Who are they?
1003
01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:02,750
They're with me. No problem.
1004
01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:04,667
I don't know them.
1005
01:05:04,917 --> 01:05:08,417
You must've seen them on TV.
The 13 Commandments.
1006
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,209
They're all over the place.
1007
01:05:12,334 --> 01:05:16,084
The chicken goes peck-peck,
the duck goes quack-quack.
1008
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:20,834
The pig goes oink oink,
the fish nothing at all.
1009
01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:24,042
Cool, right? Without the music!
1010
01:05:28,084 --> 01:05:29,459
Thank you, Numidian.
1011
01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:31,084
Thank you, slave.
1012
01:05:36,167 --> 01:05:38,042
What refined perfumes!
1013
01:05:42,667 --> 01:05:45,000
Vanilla with a cedar accent.
1014
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:04,959
Cool, man.
1015
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:07,000
Macha, we were worried.
1016
01:06:07,542 --> 01:06:09,584
Too bad. Give me a break.
1017
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:11,667
With me, she's always fine.
1018
01:06:11,834 --> 01:06:13,834
Be back in a while, OK?
1019
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,542
You forgot your gifts. The phone.
1020
01:06:16,709 --> 01:06:18,459
They're cute nursemaids.
1021
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,625
Better, they're the Magi.
1022
01:06:21,209 --> 01:06:22,959
Wow, the Magi!
1023
01:06:23,709 --> 01:06:27,084
Where's the other one?
Left for Bethlehem?
1024
01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,584
What?
1025
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:29,959
Sit down,
1026
01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:32,334
have a drink, bro.
1027
01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:34,667
Chica-chica blues.
1028
01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:39,625
Can we talk a second?
1029
01:06:41,792 --> 01:06:45,584
There was a small problem
with the gift you gave me.
1030
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:47,542
Problem?
1031
01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:50,334
Yeah, my mother was real sick.
So was I.
1032
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:53,625
We had no money.
So I gave her the ring.
1033
01:06:54,167 --> 01:06:55,417
You did that?
1034
01:06:56,209 --> 01:06:57,292
Yes.
1035
01:06:58,125 --> 01:07:01,209
Your destiny will be as bright
as you are kind.
1036
01:07:01,959 --> 01:07:03,209
What was that?
1037
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:07,209
Say nothing.
Your loyalty is enough.
1038
01:07:07,375 --> 01:07:08,209
Here.
1039
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,250
Oh, no.
1040
01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:12,125
That's too much. I can't.
1041
01:07:12,292 --> 01:07:14,917
Take it, with my apologies.
1042
01:07:15,084 --> 01:07:17,667
This one's for you.
It's much more valuable.
1043
01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:18,584
Fuck.
1044
01:07:20,167 --> 01:07:22,000
Fuck, that's real nice.
1045
01:07:22,917 --> 01:07:24,584
I'm getting off, wild.
1046
01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:27,584
Melodies haven't evolved.
1047
01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:32,125
A place for chasing black humors.
Very healthy.
1048
01:07:32,292 --> 01:07:35,209
Where are the deaf
who need the music loud?
1049
01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:37,292
I'll seek out Melchior.
1050
01:07:38,209 --> 01:07:38,917
I'm coming.
1051
01:07:40,667 --> 01:07:42,542
- May I?
- Sure.
1052
01:07:43,834 --> 01:07:46,875
Hey, what are you doing?
600 F a bottle!
1053
01:07:48,334 --> 01:07:50,709
I don't really
go to clubs a lot, because...
1054
01:07:51,084 --> 01:07:54,042
Balthazar! Come and meet
the appetizing Vanessa,
1055
01:07:54,209 --> 01:07:56,667
golden apple among Hesperides.
1056
01:07:56,834 --> 01:07:57,625
Vanessa.
1057
01:07:57,792 --> 01:07:59,292
Chica-chica blues?
1058
01:07:59,459 --> 01:08:00,917
With pleasure.
1059
01:08:01,084 --> 01:08:03,000
Are you in ads, too?
1060
01:08:03,167 --> 01:08:07,250
Ads? Cho-Cocoa, Fiat Punto,
"Mikado is your weakness."
1061
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:08,709
All that? Wow!
1062
01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:11,500
- Can we talk?
- No time.
1063
01:08:12,667 --> 01:08:16,500
It's none of my business,
but lay off this stuff, and Guillaume.
1064
01:08:17,042 --> 01:08:19,084
A dealer doing counseling?
1065
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:20,292
What? Quit it.
1066
01:08:20,459 --> 01:08:23,459
I've seen guys
get dumb as dogs with that.
1067
01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:26,750
I'm not a dealer.
But I'm sitting on a fortune.
1068
01:08:27,209 --> 01:08:29,417
More than you and Guillaume.
1069
01:08:29,584 --> 01:08:33,250
What do I give a shit?
Do we live together?
1070
01:08:33,667 --> 01:08:36,000
No, so get off my case.
1071
01:08:38,334 --> 01:08:39,792
Hey, man. Coming?
1072
01:08:39,959 --> 01:08:40,750
Yeah. Later.
1073
01:08:43,084 --> 01:08:46,250
My palace is spacious,
decked in gold and ivory.
1074
01:08:46,417 --> 01:08:48,917
And I'm having an escalator put in.
1075
01:08:49,084 --> 01:08:51,500
The ad business really pays well.
1076
01:08:51,792 --> 01:08:53,292
Two chica-chica blues.
1077
01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:59,292
Epicures say pleasure is only bad
if the harm it does is greater.
1078
01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:01,709
Yeah, The Cure's a great band.
1079
01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:03,459
Totally.
1080
01:09:03,625 --> 01:09:05,917
- Yes, totally.
- Totally heavy.
1081
01:09:07,792 --> 01:09:09,042
Fuck!
1082
01:09:09,334 --> 01:09:11,292
Shit!
1083
01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:16,292
- What's up?
- I'm out of here.
1084
01:09:16,459 --> 01:09:18,334
She's not breathing!
1085
01:09:18,584 --> 01:09:21,459
What is this?
What's wrong with her?
1086
01:09:22,334 --> 01:09:24,917
Go get help! Move it!
1087
01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:33,375
Allow me.
1088
01:09:33,709 --> 01:09:35,209
You a doctor?
1089
01:09:38,334 --> 01:09:39,459
Get out of here!
1090
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,542
Actually, I'm an actress-model.
1091
01:09:42,709 --> 01:09:45,167
But have you ever played in Trachineae?
1092
01:09:45,334 --> 01:09:47,834
Well I work
in a restaurant now, so...
1093
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,667
Only natural to hesitate.
Your sign is duplicity incarnate.
1094
01:09:51,834 --> 01:09:53,209
No. I'm a Gemini.
1095
01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:54,917
She is. She's a Gemini.
1096
01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:57,917
Mongolian, four more please!
1097
01:09:58,084 --> 01:10:00,292
- Four?
- Yes, and pedal to the metal.
1098
01:10:08,459 --> 01:10:10,000
Garbage.
1099
01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:24,167
Let us through.
1100
01:10:24,334 --> 01:10:26,000
Move over! Move!
1101
01:10:27,375 --> 01:10:28,834
You, get lost!
1102
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,084
- Get out of here!
- She's better.
1103
01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:33,375
I'm a doctor, by Hippocrates!
1104
01:10:34,542 --> 01:10:36,167
And is that your scalpel?
1105
01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:39,042
- I'm a doctor.
- That's your scalpel?
1106
01:10:42,334 --> 01:10:43,875
This is a mistake.
1107
01:10:44,042 --> 01:10:47,500
Legionaries, I am Gaspar the magus.
1108
01:10:47,959 --> 01:10:51,084
My friends, Melchior
and Balthazar are here.
1109
01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:53,709
You smoked some good stuff.
1110
01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:57,084
This is a terrible error.
1111
01:10:58,250 --> 01:11:00,584
We're the Magi.
We seek the infant king.
1112
01:11:10,792 --> 01:11:12,000
Good.
1113
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:17,334
Keep the beginning
and kill the end.
1114
01:11:18,292 --> 01:11:20,834
It never existed. Right, Anne?
1115
01:11:22,459 --> 01:11:24,334
Thank you, Mr. Hoeder.
1116
01:11:25,292 --> 01:11:27,500
Get me the Dept. of Justice.
1117
01:11:29,584 --> 01:11:31,875
Meeting in my office, ten minutes.
1118
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,334
I miss my sandals so.
1119
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,209
I don't understand. Explain!
1120
01:11:49,375 --> 01:11:53,584
Without authorization,
no one gets in. Not even a friend.
1121
01:11:54,584 --> 01:11:57,125
I see why one can't leave a prison.
1122
01:11:57,292 --> 01:11:59,584
But to enter one should be easy.
1123
01:11:59,959 --> 01:12:01,625
I need a written order!
1124
01:12:02,334 --> 01:12:05,792
Not so loud, please.
Chica-chica blues...
1125
01:12:05,959 --> 01:12:08,959
Our friend entered
without benefit of writing.
1126
01:12:09,542 --> 01:12:11,834
That's different. He was arrested.
1127
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,667
Well, then arrest us.
1128
01:12:14,084 --> 01:12:16,042
I can't. On what charge?
1129
01:12:16,209 --> 01:12:18,292
You tell us. Concentrate.
1130
01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:19,625
I don't know.
1131
01:12:19,792 --> 01:12:23,125
Theft, unlicensed weapons,
insulting an officer.
1132
01:12:23,292 --> 01:12:25,042
Look at us.
1133
01:12:25,834 --> 01:12:27,000
Like this?
1134
01:12:27,167 --> 01:12:29,334
Asshole, fuck your family!
1135
01:12:30,917 --> 01:12:33,459
You big ninny, got no balls?
1136
01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:36,375
Quiet, please.
1137
01:12:36,542 --> 01:12:37,834
Ah, here it is.
1138
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,167
Thank you very much.
1139
01:12:42,584 --> 01:12:44,917
Gaspar, has time seemed long?
1140
01:12:46,709 --> 01:12:51,459
Not at all. A lovely place
for meditation. How is Macha?
1141
01:12:51,834 --> 01:12:53,084
Macha?
1142
01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:04,417
Where's the holding cells?
1143
01:13:04,834 --> 01:13:06,917
Going in or coming out?
1144
01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:11,625
You seek Jesus?
Then we should get along.
1145
01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:14,542
Only I can help you find him.
1146
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:19,084
Humanity today suffers
from a lack of faith.
1147
01:13:19,584 --> 01:13:23,417
Spirituality has been
tarnished, made trite,
1148
01:13:23,584 --> 01:13:25,250
and ridiculed.
1149
01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:30,542
We must give it a new birth.
1150
01:13:30,834 --> 01:13:33,167
A new breath of life. You agree?
1151
01:13:34,792 --> 01:13:37,125
I believe you are the Magi.
1152
01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:42,250
If you are imposters,
1153
01:13:42,417 --> 01:13:45,834
that changes nothing. Even better.
My hat is off to you.
1154
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:50,084
In any case, people want to dream
and the dream is you.
1155
01:13:51,542 --> 01:13:55,709
I'm giving you 90 minutes
prime time on ONE, Christmas Eve.
1156
01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:59,584
Who could dream of such a chance?
1157
01:14:00,209 --> 01:14:03,459
Millions of people
and as many signs to appear,
1158
01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:06,709
and hundreds of millions
more to follow,
1159
01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:10,750
thanks to this blessing,
this manna of modern times...
1160
01:14:10,917 --> 01:14:11,959
The internet.
1161
01:14:15,167 --> 01:14:16,709
How is young Macha?
1162
01:14:16,875 --> 01:14:18,750
She's fine. Forget her.
1163
01:14:19,375 --> 01:14:21,834
But she is our guide.
1164
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:24,875
Yes, since she brought you to me.
1165
01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:29,667
I tell you God created man,
1166
01:14:29,834 --> 01:14:32,167
so man could create the internet.
1167
01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:36,667
That's why you've come back.
1168
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,459
Internet!
1169
01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:45,917
God's hand in every home.
1170
01:14:46,167 --> 01:14:49,875
For every human being,
planetary communion. Instantly!
1171
01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:52,500
3.45 F a minute.
1172
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:59,584
Truly. I tell you...
That is why you've come back today.
1173
01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:03,417
So you may be heard
all over the world.
1174
01:15:03,584 --> 01:15:06,250
Even in the remotest places.
1175
01:15:06,709 --> 01:15:12,125
A second wind for redemption
of a moribund humanity.
1176
01:15:12,459 --> 01:15:14,834
Put your thumbs up.
Higher.
1177
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,875
Let's go! Let's go!
1178
01:15:27,834 --> 01:15:30,875
Let's go, Magi.
They're waiting in the loft.
1179
01:15:32,167 --> 01:15:34,167
Just one little click
1180
01:15:34,334 --> 01:15:37,959
and isolated men and women
are all united,
1181
01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:42,209
like millions of cells
in a single body, with one purpose,
1182
01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,750
in harmony with the great whole.
1183
01:15:44,917 --> 01:15:48,875
The world's salvation.
My work. My Noah's Ark!
1184
01:15:49,792 --> 01:15:52,250
And yours. Because without you,
1185
01:15:53,042 --> 01:15:54,542
I am nothing.
1186
01:15:55,542 --> 01:15:58,625
I see you going very far. Very.
1187
01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:01,917
- What must we do?
- Be yourselves.
1188
01:16:02,084 --> 01:16:03,375
I trust you.
1189
01:16:03,584 --> 01:16:05,875
As my mother said,
1190
01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:09,542
the door best closed
is that we can leave open.
1191
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:13,500
But don't forget,
the greater the trust,
1192
01:16:13,875 --> 01:16:16,334
the harder the disappointment.
1193
01:16:16,584 --> 01:16:20,042
The appendix has options
for CD's, tee-shirts, lighters,
1194
01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:22,875
and a sitcom called
"The Magi Fiesta."
1195
01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:25,084
It's nothing important.
1196
01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:27,250
Here, sign here.
1197
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,250
Very good.
1198
01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:33,250
ARE THEY THE MAGI?
1199
01:16:36,750 --> 01:16:39,167
WHOSE STAR
ARE THEY FOLLOWING?
1200
01:16:40,959 --> 01:16:42,542
- Yes?
- May I?
1201
01:16:43,167 --> 01:16:46,542
The doctor said you're better.
I'm relieved.
1202
01:16:47,084 --> 01:16:48,125
I'm OK.
1203
01:16:48,292 --> 01:16:51,584
I think it's best
she spend Christmas here.
1204
01:16:52,875 --> 01:16:55,125
Did you read that? Incredible.
1205
01:16:55,667 --> 01:16:57,917
And Hoeder made it happen.
1206
01:16:58,084 --> 01:17:00,042
He's crazy about them.
1207
01:17:01,292 --> 01:17:04,917
I won't play that game.
Who are they really?
1208
01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:07,167
The Magi.
1209
01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:10,584
I'm young, rich and unhappy.
1210
01:17:12,209 --> 01:17:13,625
Incredible, too.
1211
01:17:18,417 --> 01:17:21,500
You were clinically dead
for a moment.
1212
01:17:21,667 --> 01:17:24,250
It's a miracle you're here.
1213
01:17:24,417 --> 01:17:28,125
God gave you a second chance.
Don't waste it.
1214
01:17:28,417 --> 01:17:30,875
Macha, you're loved.
1215
01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:35,834
I spoke to your friend Guillaume.
He's a nice guy.
1216
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:40,542
He said he was working
on a series for ONE.
1217
01:17:40,959 --> 01:17:43,250
He likes you for the heroine.
1218
01:17:44,709 --> 01:17:46,875
- Did you know?
- Yeah.
1219
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:54,000
Sometimes it's harder to talk
to one person
1220
01:17:54,167 --> 01:17:56,875
than to millions of viewers.
1221
01:17:57,750 --> 01:18:00,500
Time for the big moment.
1222
01:18:00,667 --> 01:18:03,875
Charlatans or men of faith?
Crazy men or visionaries?
1223
01:18:04,042 --> 01:18:08,000
Who are they?
We'll try to find out right now,
1224
01:18:08,167 --> 01:18:11,792
with the help of eminent
historians and theologians.
1225
01:18:11,959 --> 01:18:13,959
Thanks for coming.
1226
01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:16,750
I remind you, we're live
1227
01:18:16,917 --> 01:18:19,042
and connected to the world.
1228
01:18:19,209 --> 01:18:21,709
A warm welcome for... The Magi.
1229
01:18:27,792 --> 01:18:30,542
Melchior, prince of Palmyre.
1230
01:18:31,459 --> 01:18:34,042
Gaspar, king of Meroë.
1231
01:18:34,959 --> 01:18:37,709
Balthazar, king of Nippur.
1232
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,709
So we are joyous,
1233
01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:11,750
because the sign will be tonight.
1234
01:19:12,042 --> 01:19:13,834
- What sign?
- The sign.
1235
01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:17,542
Leading us to the newborn king,
before midnight.
1236
01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:20,667
And my fake reads 9:27!
1237
01:19:20,834 --> 01:19:22,542
Stop right there.
1238
01:19:22,709 --> 01:19:26,917
This is absurd.
They talk about December 24th.
1239
01:19:27,584 --> 01:19:32,000
Let me laugh. That symbolic date
appeared in the 4th century,
1240
01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:36,667
supplanting Saturnalian rites,
the Pagan sun feasts.
1241
01:19:37,042 --> 01:19:38,584
And the gold, myrrh?
1242
01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:41,667
Gold, myrrh are symbolic,
like the Magi!
1243
01:19:42,125 --> 01:19:46,042
How do they feel
about being called symbolic?
1244
01:19:47,084 --> 01:19:49,292
Move over, Simon Templar
1245
01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:51,625
Please...
1246
01:19:54,709 --> 01:19:56,209
Shit!
1247
01:19:57,167 --> 01:20:00,667
No, no! Let's be serious,
and very clear:
1248
01:20:01,584 --> 01:20:05,959
The Magi don't exist
and they never have.
1249
01:20:06,125 --> 01:20:08,500
- Never?
- Never. I'm sure.
1250
01:20:08,667 --> 01:20:09,917
Only in...
1251
01:20:10,084 --> 01:20:14,417
the 8th century
did an English scholar named Bede
1252
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,084
invent 3 characters he named
1253
01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:20,459
Melchior, Gaspar and Balthazar.
1254
01:20:21,334 --> 01:20:24,959
The youngest being Gaspar
and the most...
1255
01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:27,584
Negroid being Balthazar.
1256
01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:29,375
But Melchior is youngest!
1257
01:20:29,542 --> 01:20:31,209
I'm the youngest.
1258
01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:34,584
I'll say it again: I'm not Negroid!
1259
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:49,625
Merry Christmas. Spare any change?
1260
01:20:49,792 --> 01:20:52,000
Here. Merry Christmas.
1261
01:20:55,625 --> 01:20:58,834
Let's hear more detail.
Are you married?
1262
01:20:59,417 --> 01:21:01,500
11 sweet and loyal wives.
1263
01:21:01,959 --> 01:21:03,167
11?! And Melchior?
1264
01:21:03,709 --> 01:21:05,125
I've only five.
1265
01:21:05,292 --> 01:21:07,875
I have 18 and 34 children. Why?
1266
01:21:08,042 --> 01:21:10,834
No one knew
you were in such good shape!
1267
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,834
It's natural. Alternating wives
stimulates desire, and...
1268
01:21:15,459 --> 01:21:17,584
I so miss the youngest,
1269
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:20,834
Yasha, a virgin of only 15 years.
1270
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,459
That's enough!
1271
01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:26,000
- Scandalous!
- It's only an expression of nature.
1272
01:21:26,167 --> 01:21:27,917
Well, suppress it!
1273
01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:32,000
Difficult, even dangerous.
Never suppress your nature.
1274
01:21:32,167 --> 01:21:34,459
Aren't you, who like men,
1275
01:21:34,625 --> 01:21:39,084
more easy when allowing
your desire free reign?
1276
01:21:39,542 --> 01:21:42,459
Especially with Mercury
so dominant,
1277
01:21:42,625 --> 01:21:45,209
you must have insatiable desire.
1278
01:21:45,375 --> 01:21:48,250
Less ginger and more bromine!
1279
01:21:48,417 --> 01:21:49,334
Enough!
1280
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:52,750
No. Stay.
The audience is perplexed!
1281
01:21:53,959 --> 01:21:55,834
Quiet!
1282
01:21:58,125 --> 01:21:59,917
I'll be two seconds.
1283
01:22:08,042 --> 01:22:09,917
Jackie Corner here.
1284
01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:12,709
Sorry, she just left.
1285
01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:14,625
Toward the subway.
1286
01:22:14,792 --> 01:22:17,792
And also I think it's horrible!
1287
01:22:18,125 --> 01:22:22,125
You can't make fun
of people's faith like that!
1288
01:22:22,375 --> 01:22:23,959
Or make fun of Jesus!
1289
01:22:24,542 --> 01:22:26,667
Christ himself is insulted.
1290
01:22:26,834 --> 01:22:29,125
- Calm down.
- I'm not done.
1291
01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:31,250
I'm not done. Let me talk!
1292
01:22:31,417 --> 01:22:35,375
I want these three blasphemers
to ask God forgiveness.
1293
01:22:36,292 --> 01:22:38,917
Right now, on their knees!
1294
01:22:46,417 --> 01:22:48,167
Forgive me, I doubted.
1295
01:22:49,375 --> 01:22:50,667
The psychiatrist.
1296
01:22:50,834 --> 01:22:53,834
Me treat them? I need treatment!
1297
01:22:54,584 --> 01:22:57,584
I was blind and now I see!
1298
01:22:57,834 --> 01:22:59,209
Let me kiss your feet!
1299
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,542
There they are!
1300
01:23:15,709 --> 01:23:19,084
The Magi!
Hallelujah!
1301
01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:26,792
- What do we do?
- Back on the set.
1302
01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:31,250
Interpreters, stay at your desks.
The guests will be back.
1303
01:23:31,542 --> 01:23:35,459
No need for me.
They speak perfect English.
1304
01:23:35,792 --> 01:23:39,417
Excuse me? What English?
They're Italian.
1305
01:23:40,792 --> 01:23:44,084
They speak in perfect German!
1306
01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:46,667
No, they speak Japanese!
1307
01:23:51,917 --> 01:23:53,167
This way!
1308
01:23:54,209 --> 01:23:55,500
Hurry!
1309
01:23:57,625 --> 01:23:59,417
Are we what we think?
1310
01:23:59,584 --> 01:24:01,625
Is the world what we think?
1311
01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:05,209
Does the world think we are
what we think we are?
1312
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:08,709
Have we the right to seek refuge
in these catacombs?
1313
01:24:08,875 --> 01:24:11,417
And us? Are we indeed alive?
1314
01:24:11,584 --> 01:24:15,917
Perhaps I've no more heart
than this miserable statue!
1315
01:24:18,584 --> 01:24:22,209
Gaspar, how grave!
Strike me, we shall see!
1316
01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:26,459
At least wait until midnight.
1317
01:24:27,084 --> 01:24:28,875
Slit my throat.
1318
01:24:30,209 --> 01:24:32,459
Later, Balthazar.
I'd love to, but later.
1319
01:24:32,625 --> 01:24:34,709
Then must I assail myself?
1320
01:24:36,709 --> 01:24:38,500
Cowards!
1321
01:25:14,417 --> 01:25:15,917
Mind your business.
1322
01:25:16,084 --> 01:25:17,917
- Don't die.
- Why not?
1323
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:20,459
You already did, right?
1324
01:25:21,625 --> 01:25:23,375
Don't this, don't that.
1325
01:25:24,167 --> 01:25:26,625
Let's get a drink, and talk.
1326
01:25:27,250 --> 01:25:29,125
I don't want a drink.
1327
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,292
I want to be left alone, get it?
1328
01:25:32,834 --> 01:25:33,584
I get it.
1329
01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:38,250
Sorry I bothered you.
You got a train to take.
1330
01:25:40,875 --> 01:25:43,417
Due to technical problems,
1331
01:25:43,584 --> 01:25:47,125
this line is out of service
until further notice.
1332
01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:49,292
I swear, it wasn't me.
1333
01:26:30,125 --> 01:26:33,084
I must tell you, he's critical.
1334
01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,417
A miracle he made it in.
1335
01:26:35,584 --> 01:26:37,917
I'm a doctor. What's his humor?
1336
01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:39,292
Humor?
1337
01:26:39,459 --> 01:26:42,500
His dominant humor.
Black bile, yellow bile?
1338
01:26:42,667 --> 01:26:45,042
Why not examine his stools?
1339
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:49,417
Saturn is moving into Aquarius.
Great time for a purge.
1340
01:26:49,584 --> 01:26:50,500
Look,
1341
01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:54,334
you don't get it. Sorry
about the masquerade party.
1342
01:26:55,209 --> 01:26:57,209
Your friend is dying, and...
1343
01:26:58,834 --> 01:27:01,250
Pardon my lack of faith, friends.
1344
01:27:01,417 --> 01:27:05,042
Shame walks with me.
I ask your forgiveness.
1345
01:27:05,209 --> 01:27:06,959
Balthazar, your...
1346
01:27:12,084 --> 01:27:14,125
- Forgive me.
- Of course.
1347
01:27:14,292 --> 01:27:16,917
We are at fault, too. We doubted.
1348
01:27:17,375 --> 01:27:19,834
You chased our black thoughts.
1349
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,500
Thank you, friends.
1350
01:27:21,667 --> 01:27:23,667
- The Magi on TV!
- Where?
1351
01:27:23,834 --> 01:27:26,584
That's them. They're saints!
1352
01:27:27,625 --> 01:27:29,250
They work miracles!
1353
01:27:29,417 --> 01:27:31,000
Heal me!
1354
01:27:31,709 --> 01:27:34,042
I want to touch them!
1355
01:27:34,209 --> 01:27:36,209
An autograph!
1356
01:27:44,750 --> 01:27:46,292
Gaspar, in here!
1357
01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:50,542
Synchronicity is the key!
1358
01:27:50,709 --> 01:27:53,209
Gaspar, the gear ratio handle.
1359
01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:55,542
That's the minimum ratio.
1360
01:27:55,709 --> 01:27:56,334
Tarry not!
1361
01:28:01,542 --> 01:28:03,834
I do so miss our camels.
1362
01:28:10,834 --> 01:28:13,250
I guess I might direct the vehicle!
1363
01:28:18,542 --> 01:28:20,584
Quick! The shofar!
1364
01:28:22,792 --> 01:28:23,417
Sorry!
1365
01:28:24,334 --> 01:28:27,917
Hello, please state destination.
1366
01:28:28,084 --> 01:28:28,750
Who's talking?
1367
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,042
- Where are you?
- Who is it?
1368
01:28:31,292 --> 01:28:34,250
Hello, please enter destination.
1369
01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:36,834
Tell us where to go.
1370
01:28:38,209 --> 01:28:40,459
Destination unknown.
1371
01:28:41,875 --> 01:28:44,125
Please try again.
1372
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:46,875
But we don't know!
1373
01:28:48,750 --> 01:28:51,542
What matter? A temple, a stable.
1374
01:28:55,042 --> 01:28:57,417
Noah didn't have this on the ark.
1375
01:28:57,584 --> 01:28:58,334
True.
1376
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:01,875
Arc de Triomphe - Etoile.
Right on Rue Rodier.
1377
01:29:02,042 --> 01:29:02,834
Right!
1378
01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:05,500
- The right.
- Westward!
1379
01:29:12,959 --> 01:29:14,334
I'm hungry!
1380
01:29:14,500 --> 01:29:17,625
I'll take you
to the Champs-Elysées.
1381
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,667
No, just a Big Mac and 2 fries.
1382
01:29:30,834 --> 01:29:33,167
Find out about the child.
1383
01:29:33,834 --> 01:29:35,792
When you find him, call.
1384
01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:39,834
So I can go adore him as well.
1385
01:29:41,375 --> 01:29:43,500
Why such great speed?
1386
01:29:43,667 --> 01:29:45,167
U-turn. One way.
1387
01:29:45,792 --> 01:29:47,625
My position is most untoward!
1388
01:29:47,792 --> 01:29:50,417
- U-turn.
- I hear, woman. But how?!
1389
01:29:50,584 --> 01:29:52,125
"R" for "return"?
1390
01:29:55,042 --> 01:29:57,250
I won't touch it anymore!
1391
01:29:58,459 --> 01:30:00,917
- U-turn.
- Shut up!
1392
01:30:20,542 --> 01:30:23,709
Arc de Triomphe. You have arrived.
1393
01:30:23,875 --> 01:30:25,917
Are you drunk or something?
1394
01:30:26,084 --> 01:30:27,625
Very sorry.
1395
01:30:27,792 --> 01:30:29,625
- My car!
- Sorry.
1396
01:30:29,792 --> 01:30:32,084
By Saturn, please forgive us.
1397
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:34,084
The catacombs!
1398
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,834
- The accident report!
- Later!
1399
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,042
Hey, the cops are here!
1400
01:30:40,209 --> 01:30:43,542
- Come back here!
- It wasn't me. It was them!
1401
01:30:43,709 --> 01:30:45,334
Yeah, right.
1402
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:46,875
What did you say?
1403
01:30:47,042 --> 01:30:49,750
They've been spotted
near Etoile.
1404
01:30:51,750 --> 01:30:53,042
Etoile, the star.
1405
01:30:53,750 --> 01:30:55,542
I'll be damned. The star.
1406
01:30:58,750 --> 01:31:00,209
It's them!
1407
01:31:00,959 --> 01:31:03,292
Friends, this won't suffice.
1408
01:31:03,459 --> 01:31:05,334
Surely, but what to do?
1409
01:31:06,375 --> 01:31:08,292
They ripped that truck off.
1410
01:31:08,459 --> 01:31:10,584
All right, we know our jobs!
1411
01:31:10,917 --> 01:31:12,542
Look!
1412
01:31:31,709 --> 01:31:33,375
Macha! You found us!
1413
01:31:33,542 --> 01:31:35,000
Heaven is with us.
1414
01:31:35,167 --> 01:31:36,917
Why are they here?
1415
01:31:37,084 --> 01:31:38,917
We ripped off wheels.
1416
01:31:39,084 --> 01:31:41,750
- We split.
- Cops are after us.
1417
01:31:41,917 --> 01:31:43,625
For once, it's clear.
1418
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:46,417
- You are our guide.
- Lead us to Him.
1419
01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:49,125
Where the hell are they?
1420
01:31:53,334 --> 01:31:55,334
What is this?
1421
01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:02,250
Now tell me...
1422
01:32:11,917 --> 01:32:13,500
Film them all!
1423
01:32:14,542 --> 01:32:15,750
All of them!
1424
01:32:16,084 --> 01:32:17,584
Film them all!
1425
01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:19,834
Don't let one escape!
1426
01:32:20,167 --> 01:32:21,542
Film them all!
1427
01:32:23,667 --> 01:32:24,834
Him! It's Him!
1428
01:32:25,542 --> 01:32:26,667
It's Him. Quick!
1429
01:32:29,417 --> 01:32:30,834
It's Him!
1430
01:32:32,667 --> 01:32:36,625
No, it's not him.
Too old, too frail. Not him.
1431
01:32:39,542 --> 01:32:41,000
It's Him!
1432
01:33:14,125 --> 01:33:15,792
Poor baby.
1433
01:33:15,959 --> 01:33:17,875
All dirty and scared.
1434
01:33:21,750 --> 01:33:23,542
What's with you guys?
1435
01:33:24,417 --> 01:33:26,209
- The gifts.
- Yes.
1436
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:33,584
For you,
1437
01:33:34,709 --> 01:33:38,209
myrrh, son of Man.
To wash away earthly grime.
1438
01:33:43,459 --> 01:33:46,834
Frankincense, son of God,
to draw you to the ether.
1439
01:33:53,667 --> 01:33:55,292
I've nothing left.
1440
01:33:58,625 --> 01:34:00,125
Jo. The ring.
1441
01:34:00,292 --> 01:34:02,459
- What ring?
- The ring!
1442
01:34:03,459 --> 01:34:04,125
In a hurry?
1443
01:34:04,292 --> 01:34:07,167
Pardon me. Want your fake back?
1444
01:34:07,750 --> 01:34:09,167
No, that's OK.
1445
01:34:10,125 --> 01:34:12,542
For you, gold, king of kings,
1446
01:34:13,084 --> 01:34:15,709
that your heart may be ever rich.
1447
01:34:18,500 --> 01:34:19,792
Thank you.
1448
01:34:40,959 --> 01:34:42,709
A simple bow would've worked.
1449
01:35:00,334 --> 01:35:02,250
Where'd the Pokemons go?
1450
01:35:02,875 --> 01:35:04,084
Come on.
1451
01:35:06,375 --> 01:35:09,375
Could you just give me
a simple explanation?
1452
01:35:12,834 --> 01:35:15,875
I swear, with all this, the truth is,
1453
01:35:16,042 --> 01:35:18,334
I feel like I don't get a say.
1454
01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:20,459
We have to name him.
1455
01:35:20,792 --> 01:35:23,334
Yeah? I haven't thought about it.
1456
01:35:23,959 --> 01:35:26,375
Merry Christmas, lovers!
1457
01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:30,667
How about a middle-eastern name?
1458
01:35:33,167 --> 01:35:34,292
No!
1459
01:35:35,834 --> 01:35:37,209
Why?
1460
01:35:39,292 --> 01:35:41,917
He was mine! Mine alone!
1461
01:35:44,542 --> 01:35:45,834
Why?
1462
01:35:46,542 --> 01:35:48,500
Why hast thou abandoned me?
1463
01:35:58,334 --> 01:35:59,625
A name...
1464
01:36:01,167 --> 01:36:03,084
Bobby. I like Bobby.
1465
01:36:03,250 --> 01:36:07,375
Right. Or Escalator would make
a nice patronym.
1466
01:36:07,542 --> 01:36:12,500
I knew a man named
Mustaphakaymagalandar. Nice ring.
1467
01:36:12,667 --> 01:36:15,000
Little long for the cell phone.
1468
01:36:15,209 --> 01:36:18,875
But I had this thought.
Is it a boy or a girl?
1469
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:47,542
To stay or to go?
1470
01:36:48,042 --> 01:36:50,584
- What?
- To stay or to go?
1471
01:36:59,834 --> 01:37:01,959
Going in or going out?
1472
01:37:08,667 --> 01:37:12,000
Hey, Frick and Frack,
take it elsewhere!
1473
01:37:12,167 --> 01:37:14,042
Now get away!
1474
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:18,834
Is this a clown convention?
1475
01:37:26,667 --> 01:37:29,334
- Looking for trouble?
- No.
1476
01:37:29,500 --> 01:37:30,917
Gaspar...
1477
01:37:36,250 --> 01:37:38,959
Go back to your camels,
don't come back!
1478
01:37:39,125 --> 01:37:42,500
- An ambush.
- Bandits, like in...
1479
01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:44,750
What's that, Hebrew?
1480
01:37:45,167 --> 01:37:46,417
Wait, who are they?
1481
01:37:46,584 --> 01:37:48,459
We're not Frick and Frack.
1482
01:37:48,625 --> 01:37:50,875
We're the Magi.
1483
01:37:51,125 --> 01:37:52,417
Very funny.
1484
01:37:54,875 --> 01:37:56,500
Balthazar, your...
1485
01:37:57,917 --> 01:37:59,250
Fuck!
1486
01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:01,334
That's a good one.
1487
01:38:04,625 --> 01:38:06,459
I can't do this Magi thing.
1488
01:38:06,625 --> 01:38:08,459
I believe you're the Magi.
1489
01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:13,417
Some real weirdos this year.
1490
01:38:15,375 --> 01:38:17,334
Mongolian, two brews!
1491
01:38:17,500 --> 01:38:20,125
- Two more?
- Step on it.
1492
01:38:22,459 --> 01:38:25,459
- What are you looking for?
- Jesus.
1493
01:38:28,625 --> 01:38:30,167
Long way to go.
1494
01:38:38,125 --> 01:38:40,459
This doesn't interest everyone.
1495
01:38:42,959 --> 01:38:45,000
If Jesus weren't here,
1496
01:38:45,167 --> 01:38:47,542
why would Destiny...
1497
01:38:48,792 --> 01:38:51,167
If Jesus weren't here...
1498
01:38:52,667 --> 01:38:53,834
I'm OK.
1499
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:55,834
If Jesus weren't here,
1500
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,542
why would Destiny bring us here?
1501
01:39:08,209 --> 01:39:09,500
That's your fault!
1502
01:39:57,959 --> 01:40:00,459
Subtitles by Michael Katims
1503
01:40:00,625 --> 01:40:03,167
Processed by HIVENTY
1504
01:40:09,375 --> 01:40:12,375
We're back, aren't we friends?
1505
01:40:12,959 --> 01:40:14,792
I don't see any camels.
1506
01:40:14,959 --> 01:40:16,584
Perhaps eastward.
1507
01:40:16,750 --> 01:40:18,584
No, westward, Gaspar.
1508
01:40:18,750 --> 01:40:20,000
Are you sure?
1509
01:40:20,167 --> 01:40:23,250
This situation isn't
getting me off at all.
1510
01:40:23,417 --> 01:40:25,750
Not one cop when you need him.
1511
01:40:25,917 --> 01:40:27,500
Let's try this way.
1512
01:40:27,667 --> 01:40:29,167
Or behind the dune.
1513
01:40:29,334 --> 01:40:31,292
We need a sign!
1514
01:40:32,292 --> 01:40:34,000
- Hear that?
- What?
1515
01:40:34,459 --> 01:40:36,250
I hear something from afar.
1516
01:40:36,417 --> 01:40:37,750
What?
1517
01:40:39,250 --> 01:40:40,375
Yes!
1518
01:40:41,584 --> 01:40:42,459
Listen, friends!
1519
01:40:42,625 --> 01:40:45,250
- Balthazar is right.
- Familiar voices!